MY GOLDFISH DIED!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?"
"Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,"and I've just buried him."
The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied... "That's because he's inside your cat!"
2007-02-18 22:50:53 · 12 answers · asked by niki 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO!!
That was great!
Sometimes it's better not to ask!
2007-02-18 23:19:01 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O_o gee XD that's a nice joke XD lyk it
2007-02-19 21:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by ammie sama 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-19 00:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice little johny joke check out mine-i have 2 posted!
2007-02-18 23:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gollly!
Imagine...
Nice Joke. ^^
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2007-02-18 23:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww! love this joke
2007-02-19 02:20:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-19 00:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hu hu lol
2007-02-18 22:54:20 · answer #8 · answered by omissy2005 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
bwaahaahaa. i loved it
2007-02-18 23:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by nella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh jeez hahah!
2007-02-18 22:53:55 · answer #10 · answered by Halley 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋