Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital,
near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition
appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something
to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and
Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then
suddenly died.
The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that
time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that
he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred
died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before
he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure
there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read, "Please step to your left -- you're
standing on my oxygen tube!"
2007-02-18 22:08:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Saw it coming but liked it
Tink x
2007-02-19 00:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear good 1 x
2007-02-19 00:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw, poor o'l Fred..
haha
2007-02-18 22:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How sadly hilarious! LOL!
2007-02-18 22:19:52 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww thats sad!! but still funny lol
2007-02-18 22:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts a good one. it made me laugh
2007-02-18 23:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one,lol
2007-02-18 23:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely PMSL very good.
Now please stand to the left, Comming through!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-18 23:10:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he
2007-02-18 22:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!!!
pmsl
2007-02-18 22:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by dabidah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋