A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a movie theatre, more burgers, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."
2007-02-18 21:36:04 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao, have a star from me,
Loved that 1, keep it up.
Tink x
2007-02-18 23:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
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2007-02-18 21:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-18 22:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that's a twist to the joke.. good one! LOL!
2007-02-18 21:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he he he, be careful what you wish for... 10/10 good joke..
2007-02-18 21:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts flipped excellent.
2007-02-18 23:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-18 22:48:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one :-)
2007-02-18 22:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Ntsiki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one,lol
2007-02-18 23:30:50 · answer #9 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1!!!
2007-02-18 23:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋