2007-02-18 20:45:43 · 11 answers · asked by JinMu 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He saw what happened the Zebra!!!!
2007-02-18 21:05:43 · update #1
LOL... cute one... hehehehe
thanx for sharing
2007-02-18 21:19:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zebra Crossing
I think chicken didnt cross the road because it was red light
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2007-02-19 03:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ! what's all this fuss about chicken crossing road or not? He! He!
i just answered a question the other day on why the chicken did cross the road.. so, sorry! I'M VOTING FOR CHICKEN TO CROSS ROADS! lol!
2007-02-18 21:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He thought the 'zebra crossing' was a dead zebra that had been run over by a steam roller and he was afraid he would get run over as well
2007-02-18 21:20:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He seen the Colonel across the road
2007-02-18 21:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am going to allow you to understand why! you spot, it is not any undemanding fowl. 'what type of a fowl IS it?' you'd be questioning. properly... solid question. THIS fowl, is a marvelous fowl. certain it is ideal, tremendous fowl. And this tremendous fowl has gotten invloved with the mob. See, he borrowed money from them to get into the 'Superhero cattle Institute of technologies', and grow to be no longer waiting to pay them again. The mobsters were indignant and irritable so even WIITH his tremendous fowl powers, he grow to be nonetheless compelled to run from them. The mobsters were monitoring him down rapidly and had chased him to this 'street' that you've been concerning. utilising his tremendous fowl senses he grow to be waiting to go back across an unusual fragrance from throughout the line. Who ought to or not that is on the different aspect? Why, none except his arch nemesis 'Tyra Banks!' [tremendous fowl has had a very interesting previous with Tyra. See, Tyra grow to be the guy who discovered tremendous fowl his hairdresser that he were going to for a number of months, yet issues did not workout, and he hated his haircuts, so he switched. He knows that the hairdresser informed Tyra, so it may well be like, so completely AWKWARD to make certain her after that entire ordeal] So what ought to tremendous fowl do? bypass the line and characteristic a clumsy communication with Tyra? Or! stay and face the wrath of the mobsters. 'hmmm' he concept to himself. 'Mobsters or tyra banks...' for sure there grow to be no doubt. He had to face the mobsters to stay away from Tyra. So tremendous fowl grew to grow to be faraway from the line and went to fulfill the mobsters who had ultimately stuck up.... Then.. Tyra sees tremendous fowl and the mobsters, and rushes over. In an excellent educate of kung fu and karate, she defeats each and each and every of the mobsters. Then, she turns to tremendous fowl. 'whats up tremendous fowl' she says, 'what's the deal with you no longer seeing the hairdresser I reccomended, i'm like.. completely indignant!' And so, tremendous fowl sat through an fairly lengthy and awkward communication with this properly known stick insect.... and no one has seen him considering.... and it is the reason he did not bypass the line! thanks :]
2016-12-04 09:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the chicken is scared to the bull.
2007-02-18 21:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are we missing an auxiliary verb...and an effective punch line?
2007-02-18 21:31:18 · answer #8 · answered by SDTerp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the 'chick' on the other side wasn't as "chick" as the 'chick' he had on this side of the road?
2007-02-18 21:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause he already crossed it once!
2007-02-18 20:59:35 · answer #10 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋