We have a blackboard at work which we are putting a joke of the day on - unfortunately my minds gone blank and i cant think of any. We're a family hotel so it has to be appropriate for kids. Can you help?????
2007-02-18 20:39:59 · 31 answers · asked by nickinoo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We're a hotel in the french alps - any jokes about skiing or boarding or snow would be cool aswell - keep em coming - brightening up my day!
2007-02-18 21:49:28 · update #1
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Cos he kneaded a poo
2007-02-18 20:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
What is the sharpest thing in the world?..A fart...it can go through your pants without leaving a hole!!
What is red and has 7 dents on it ?Snow White's cherry!!
What's the heaviest thing in the world?****...an elephant can't even hold it!!
What's worse than getting raped by Jack The Ripper?Getting finger banged by Captain Hook!!
Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face and saying"Lie To Me,Lie To ME
Why don't women fart until their married?Because that's when they get their asshole!!!
What do you call 2 women in a canoe?Fur traders!!
2007-02-27 01:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by blueeyesrmine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 men run into a hotel room and ask fora room, the clerc says theres only one room and that its haunted. Man # 1= What ever you say dosen't bother me give me the keys!!! so the clerc did.
Upstairs in his room Man # 1 hears, " when the logs roll over we all will die!" He screams and stubbs his toe, than jumps out the window to his death. The same thing happened to Man # 2
but when man # 3 went upstairs he hears the same thing everyone heard,but, he decides to see what it is. Then he looks in the toilet in the bathroom and see's ants sitting on a piece of poo singing,"when the logs roll over we all will die!"
2007-02-27 01:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are 3 men one English one Irish and one Scottish and they all walked into a brand new pub that had just opened that day the owner behind the bar says i will give u a day supply of drinks if you can come up with a name for my bar so the start thinking and they all com up with something different but to do with the queen so the Irish guy says how about the queens arms and the owner says i dont really like that so the Scottish man says how about the queens head and the owner says no i dont think it right so the English man says how about the queens legs and the owner says great come here tomorrow at 9:00 so u can start a hole day of drinking and he says great. the next morning there was a robbery at a near by store and a police man walks by and says what are you doing and he replays by saying I'm waiting for the queens legs to open so i can have a drink
2007-02-19 04:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by kaylea 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice Belt.
2007-02-25 19:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by mamaduck71 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kind of...
A dyslexic snowboarder is looking intently at a sign on the piste.
Another man walks up to him after some time asks him if he needs help.
The dyslexic replies, "Yes can you tell me where the ski lift is?"
The man replies, "No sorry, I'm a tobogganist."
The dyslexic replies, "OK then, Give me twenty Benson & Hedges and a lighter!"
2007-02-23 16:25:57 · answer #6 · answered by Vulture38 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a
tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that!
Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along.
Turned out to be a damn hoax!!
2007-02-19 05:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
A little boy asked his teacher to help him put on his boots. She tried and tried and finally got them on.The little boy said teacher, they are on the wrong foot, and they were. After correcting the error the little boy says, teacher they are not my boots. She removes the boots and the little boy says these are my brothers boots. After putting the boots back on the teacher ask where are your mittins and the little boy replys I put them in my boots so I would not lose them!
2007-02-26 23:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
2007-02-24 22:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by buddybottle_australia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do u call sheep with no legs? clouds! my kids told me that one.
why did the boy take a ladder 2 school? cos he was going 2 high school.
Wats black white black white black white. A nun rolling down a hill
Wats black white and laughing? the nun who pushed her
2007-02-21 15:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by PETRA D 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-26 20:55:07 · answer #11 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋