need an excuse for skiving off work..?

Question

I didn't sleep well last night and when the alarm wen't off to the sound of the wind and rain i knew i was staying in bed..sent a text earlier about a tooth ache..how do i elaberate the story???

Answer 1

say you thought it was tooth ache until you visited to doctor who actually confirmed it was an ear infection that was causing the pain in that area. ear infections are not visable and no one will question if you feel better tomorrow as antibiotics normally kick in within a few hours lol

Answer 2

See a dentist, claim that you had this terrible pain, dentist won't find anything (or maybe he will? With any luck?). Then say that you still have pain and if you couldn't get a pain killer. Make sure to ask the dentist for a note, so it's official.

You won't have to go to work. But I don't know if it's worth it. Sounds like a hectic day.

Unless you can get the dentist to write you a note for TWO days.

Good luck.

P.S.: Or just drag yourself in. Don't make yourself look too good. Then throw up somewhere (on the boss' desk, perhaps?). They'll send you home.

Answer 3

You could say that the dentist found that you had an abscess in the gum and you have been referred to another dentist that is better able to deal with it, and the appointment is the following morning at 10.15.Too early for you to work first and quite late with the delay you experience and the subsequent pain to go to work later.
Do not forget that you are required to take antibiotics for this problem so buy some sweets or harmless tablets to really perpetuate the myth. Alternatively you could drag yourself in late and try to look ill and leave early for a mid afternoon dental appointment.

Answer 4

Tell your employers
that you went to the dentist
in total agony
only to be told by the dentist
he couldn't fix your tooth
because it has a abcess under it
all you got was a prescript for
painkillers and amoxycillin
put some cotton wool in your mouth
before telephoning the company
and sound distressed a bit
(i should be struck by lightning
for teaching you lie techniques)

Answer 5

READ THIS : My Father was a Doctor, my mother was a Nurse, one day at the breakfast table, they were discussing the best excuse that you could give to work, to call in sick, they both agreed that "Vomiting and Diarrea" was the best excuse because, NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND because, NOBODY wants to Catch THAT ! It also seems "Embarrassing" to say, so the excuse will ALWAYS fly, and you can extend it by days too. How was this little nugget of info. ??? LOL !

Answer 6

pityful exscuse... think you need to elaborate by saying that its sinus pain, as this can feel like tooth ache.
labrynthitus is a good illness, its an imbalance of the inner ear, and you fall over and the room spins(its like being pisd without the nite befores fun!)
and if you do really get it, its nasty!

other than that

GO TO WORK!

Answer 7

You could say that you were up all night with a toothache, and you are going to try and get an appointment with the dentist.

Answer 8

It's amazing that most companies don't have a dental plan !!! Now your can't afford a private consultant this month and the NHS dentist is fully booked so you're suffering alone. Fortunately, your gran has sent you some special tea and your're trying to cure yourself with it. Thanks boss.

Answer 9

tooth ache is more painful than giving birth (in my opinion) so i'm sure your story will not need elaborating!!! X

Answer 10

Just go to work????? Toothache, what a pathetic excuse!