Is it real?
is the one eyed trouser snake real if so were does it live and is it venomous
2007-02-18 19:04:55 · 21 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is real alright! It attaches itself to every mother's son, it likes to slip into warm moist holes...No, its not venomous or else a lot of women would have died, but its sting is so powerful that the swelling may last for around nine months.
2007-02-18 19:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm hoping this is a joke...but just in case:
'One eyed trouser snake' is a slang term for penis. Obviously it lives in a guy's trousers. It isn't really venomous in the conventional sense; except that bites have been reported to occasionally cause a syndrome of occasional nausea followed by severe abdominal swelling, terminating in intense cramping and the appearance of a small, noisy parasitic primate.
(It has also been said that life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality, but that's also a sort of joke.)
2007-02-19 03:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sigh. The "one eyed trouser snake" is slang for a human male's genitals.
2007-02-19 03:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by mugenhunt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um.. when people say one eyed trouser snake they're talking about a male's penis.
2007-02-19 03:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by .ılı. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing it is probably not in YOUR trousers. Ask a big burly guy the next time youre in a public restroom. Make sure he's at the urinal first, though.
2007-02-19 03:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It lives in the southern nether-regions. It's venom is not toxic in fact has been found to have some redeeming qualities when ingested.
2007-02-19 03:08:28 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is real. It lives in trousers and it can be deadly if not properly attired.
2007-02-19 03:08:19 · answer #7 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's real.
It lives down under, and it's venomous if you've got an STD.
2007-02-19 03:07:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it can be found in very southern most part of Argentina. It feasts on mice and bird eggs, and it is only poisonous to jealous females.
2007-02-19 03:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by NYchickenGal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it is kind of real, It lives in every boy and man pants, that's it. IF your thinking of a animal, well sorry but no such thing
2007-02-19 03:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by Julie Ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋