If god doesn't exist?

Question

If god doesn't exist, who created peanut butter and jelly sandwich's?

Answer 1

Please read my words carefully:
If you see footmark in the sand, you'll say that someone passed from here...
If you see a piece of dog sh*t on the ground, you'll say that a dog passed from here...
So what about the enormous universe, the sky, stars, planets, earth and all the beauty in it, doesn't it lead to that someone made it?!!!

Some people say that everything is created by itself after the big-bang... I won't ask you about what caused the big-bang, but I'll ask you a simple question:
If you take all the letters of the alphabet, multiples of them, and you threw them randomly on the floor. Do you expect (by a chance of one in infinity) to get a poem like shakespear's??!!

Can't you see how organized our universe is, the planets, the eco-system on earth, look even in your own body... Can you control your heart-beat? Can you control your breath while you're sleeping? Who stopped your eye-lashes from growing after reaching a certain length? Who told the baby turtles to move towards the sea and not to the earth after they come out of their eggs? Who taught the bird how to make nests?

My friend, think with your heart and brain. If you're still lost, think about the following:

Do you know how to play safe?
Your point:
If there's no God and you do all what you want in life, then nothing will happen to you after life. But if there was God and you were mistaken, then you'll blame yourself FOREVER...

Believer's point:
If there's God and I followed His commands in life, then I'll be in Heaven after life FOREVER. But if there was no God and we're mistaken, then nothing bad will happen to us after life...

Now you know how to play-safe, in case you're not convinced?

Answer 2

The person that made the first PB&J created the PB&J. When you make a PB&J, you create a PB&J. The Jelly and the PB are created by the workers that make them at the plant. .....

What is so f-ing dificult?

Now, go study evolution science, astro-physics, anthropology, biology, chemistry, psychology, and statistics so you can understand where peanuts and the fruit for the jelly come from. Then to understand why creation mythology, i.e. God, has overextended its usefulness and purpose in human society go study the history of humanity, religion, mythology, human society and culture, politics, human socio-economic stratification, etc.

Answer 3

I'm not sure.....

but if God did create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, that's another reason for me to reject him.

The only kind of jelly I like....this isn't going anywhere good.

The better question would have been who created Cheese Steaks.

Or the Philadelphia Eagles.

Answer 4

George Washington Carver

Answer 5

Next time you buy a jar of peanut butter check the label to see who manufactured it. It was NOT god, and that you CAN believe!

Answer 6

Ernie (of Bert & Ernie fame) is credited with the triple-sliced version...albeit as a solution arising from a bit of ineptitude.

Answer 7

i believe the exitence of God, because if God doesn't exist, so we are too, the universe is void, their is no anything in this world and theirs nothing as a human race, But because of the existence of God, we are here enjoying the pleasures on earth.

Answer 8

Peter Pan.

Answer 9

When the earth was very young there were these little organisms in the water. Oh never mind.

Answer 10

peanut butter has been recalled in my area! for the reals, that salmonella or whatever.