Please give me your reason.
2007-02-18 17:11:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side of the road.
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Plato: For the greater good.
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Aristotle: It is the nature of the chiken to cross roads.
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Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
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Timothy Leary: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
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Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quiet justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
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Ronald Reagan: I forget.
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Capt. James T. Kirk: To go boldly where no chicken has gone before.
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Hippocrates: Because of an excess phlegm in its pancreas.
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Martin Luther King, Jr. : I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
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Moses: and God came down from the Heavens, and HE said unto the chicken "Thou shall cross the road". And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
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Fox Mudler: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. HOw many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
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Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
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Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
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Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
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Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
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Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken has crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
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Buddha: ASking this question denies your own chicken nature.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson: The chicken did not cross the road. It
transcended it.
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Ernest Hemingway: To die in the rain.
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me: it wasnt a chicken.. it was me.hehehe
2007-02-18 18:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side of the road Honey!!!
2007-02-19 01:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he was a deformed duck and wanted to prove he wasn't chicken (That is a forgotten version of some dumb joke book my kids had many moons ago)
2007-02-19 01:26:10 · answer #3 · answered by hudson_floridamale 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To get away from the hungry farmer
2007-02-19 01:28:39 · answer #4 · answered by pretty shy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side.
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2007-02-19 01:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to another side.
2007-02-19 01:23:14 · answer #6 · answered by ImperfectPiinkiish♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he felt like it. you would think the answer would be he didnt beacuse he is a chicken...lol
2007-02-19 01:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by ♥LittleMissTink♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm cause i was waiting on the other side
2007-02-19 02:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because thats where his home was. (or) To get to the other side. :)
2007-02-19 01:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cos it needed to go to the toilet
2007-02-19 01:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by azza s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋