2007-02-18 16:18:07 · 12 answers · asked by Justin 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"You wanna go see "Signs?" (The movie) A guy used that with me after church one Sunday.
Not the greatest pickup line ever, but I married the guy so apparently it worked well enough!
2007-02-18 16:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Hamlette 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (DO NOT get this confused!)
Before tonight, I never believed in predestination...
Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.
[A few more....]
God told me to come talk to you.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
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Top 10 Lines Christian Women Use to Break-up
10. I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual.
9. I'm sorry, it's just not God's will.
8. I feel called to the ministry_very soon and very far from you as soon as possible.
7.I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic.
6. God loves me and must have a better plan for my life.
5. You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother.
4. At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together.
3. You need someone with lower standards.
2. I think we should just be prayer partners.
And the number one break-up line...
I do love you, but it's just agape now.
2007-02-19 00:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Randy G 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tell her "The Lord told me that you were the woman that I would marry."
Then follow up by asking her to pray with you (that really gets them), then lay your hands on her (in prayer)...you should get her in bed in a few weeks.
But if she's the Pastors daughter it should take just a few days.
2007-02-19 00:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by plferia 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm here to teach you the difference between good and bad, let's start with bad.
2007-02-19 00:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hey baby, nice ankles (;
2007-02-19 00:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by Laura H 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If I said you have a nice body would you hold it against me?
2007-02-19 00:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by ivorytowerboy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
"Am I in heaven? I see an angel in front of me!"
2007-02-19 00:22:35 · answer #7 · answered by Smiley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excuese me... while i was stareing at you i notices that you glanced in my general direction and i was wondering if you wanted to......i usually get slapped before i finish this one......
2007-02-19 00:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hay baby why don't you sit on my lap and see what pops up
2007-02-19 00:23:38 · answer #9 · answered by cthulhu will raise 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"I am an Atheist, but I am willing to listen."
2007-02-19 00:24:34 · answer #10 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋