Are these blonde jokes funny?

Question

Here are some blonde jokes. Please tell me if they are funny:
1. Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when the train hit them.
2. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
"What did you do that for?" he asked her.
"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.
3. A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!"
The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"
4. What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?
A space invader!

I don't mean to offend any body, espesially blondes, with these jokes. I'm sorry if I did.

Thanks, veronica d, I mean, I wasn't trying to be horrible to blondes.

smallvoiceinbigworld, I know that jail joke too, only different; a red head, a brunette, and a blonde were stuck on a island for many years. one day they found a lamp and a genie came out and said he could grant them each a wish. the redie said, I wish I could go home, and poof, she was gone. the brownie also wished to go home, and she was gone. the blondie was left. she started to cry. I'm all alone she said. then she said I know I wish my friends were back with me on this island so I won't be lonley anymore!

Heres another one: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead were climbimg a mountain. But a giant caught them and said I could kill you, but I'll let you live. Heres the deal: at the top of the mountain you'll say something, and I'll push you off, and thats what you'll land in. At the top of the mountain the redhead said soft mattresses, the giant pushed her off, and thats what she landed in. The brownie said pillows, the giant pushed her off, and thats what she landed in. It was now the blondies turn. She was walking up to the place where the giant stood, but she tripped on a stone. She wasn't hert, but she saw she had a broken nail. Oh, crap she said, then the giant pushed her off, and thats what she landed in : )

Answer 1

these were hilarous! my teacher even liked them!
thnx!
i will do you the honors by telling them to my family.

Answer 2

HaHa! Those are just as funny as these:
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a bald one? To build a blonde snowman, you have to hollow out the head.
3 gals were sitting in jail. A brunette, a redhead & a blonde. A good fairy pops in & grants each of them 1 wish. The brunette says "I wish I were on a beach with my boyfriend" & poof, she was gone. The redhead says "I wish I were home with my family" & poof, she was gone. The blonde concentrates then says "I wish I had 2 more friends to keep me company while I'm in here"

Answer 3

i think the first one was funny and i dont find them offending and im a natural blonde.

Answer 4

YES, I did in joy the one about the train

Answer 5

they were all funny cept the last one. the first one was the best

Answer 6

they were all pretty funny. and they are just jokes not meant to offend any one.

Answer 7

lol im a blonde...i just find these jokes amusing, nice work.

Answer 8

NO!!!!!!! u do know that most blondes are like scientists right??? they are just degrading and stupid!!!!! ya u were a big person for making fun of blondes!!!




good job on accomplishing nothin!!!!!!

Answer 9

hehehe>>>funny ones.

Answer 10

quite funny...:-)
thx for the laughs...9