how does the limerick go? there once was a man from nantucket?

Question

they are always saying it in movies and shows like it is a dirty joke but i have never heard more than the first line.

can anyone help?

Answer 1

There's more than one version.

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Answer 2

There's all different versions of this. It's known as a dirty limerick. Usually it has a line that ends in "f*ck it".

Here's mine:

"There once was a man from Nantucket
who often had sex with a bucket.
His c*ck was too wide for a p*ssy's inside,
and mouths were too small to suck it."

Answer 3

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
The New York Exchange followed up with this:

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

Answer 4

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a c*nt, I could f*ck it."

Answer 5

Here's one

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a ****, I could f*ck it."