A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man, is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manor.
Finally the young lady said. "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
2007-02-18 14:12:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she preceded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget mush since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not ma'am, it's only 2130 now."
2007-02-18 14:13:47 · update #1
i admit i fell off of my chair laughing!...thx..ahaha...10/5
2007-02-18 14:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2016-05-24 04:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke man. lmao 10/4
2007-02-18 14:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by XFactor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Military time nice. Good Joke.
2007-02-18 14:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH..HAHAHAHAH!!! Now thats funny! One of the best I've ever seen on here, and I've seen alot!! Good one! Scratch that. Great one!!
2007-02-18 15:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 9/10
2007-02-18 14:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by *MaNgO* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaaa finally a joke thats actually funny!
2007-02-18 15:36:28 · answer #7 · answered by Bawls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, sure did get me at first...lol
2007-02-18 15:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by angelheart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a Goodie! LOL.
Yes, indeedy! LOL.
2007-02-18 14:27:18 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice secks joke
2007-02-18 14:16:16 · answer #10 · answered by nc_kickz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. gotta love military time.
2007-02-18 14:18:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋