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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first
class section. The stewardess tells her she must move
to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I have
a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach
Jamaica."

The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the
woman to leave and she says "I'm blonde, I'm smart,
I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until
we reach Jamaica." The stewardesses don't know what
to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers
seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.

The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her
ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in
the coach section. The head stewardess asks the co-pilot
what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies,
"I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going
to Jamaica".

2007-02-18 14:09:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

That joke is HILARIOUS!!! I totally love it!!! Thanks :)

2007-02-18 14:25:11 · answer #1 · answered by upiknick 2 · 0 0

If you want to discover the true culture of Jamaicamon, I'd recommend the Port Antonio area (northeast corner) or Saint Elizabeth area (southwest corner). Both are more into nature and the culture then the Tommy Tourist traps of Montego Bay, Ocho Rios, Negril and the north coast. As for the smoking some hash, ganja is fairly common and used but don't do the hard stuff--even Jamaicans don't. As for a hotel, obviously the smaller the more culture you get even if you have to give up the five stars. If you go to the out-of-the-way areas I've mentioned, you should be able to hire the hotel owner's brother (or some other relative) to show you a good time though you might have to bargin hard for a good price. As for the safety issue, just be street smart like you would be any place and you should be OK. Enjoy your trip.

2016-05-24 04:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

LOL. Yep! LOL.

That's Blonde! LOL.

Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!

2007-02-18 14:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 1

that's so simple but in essence it TRULY was hilarious


good job u get a STAR!!!!!!!

2007-02-18 14:13:38 · answer #4 · answered by britrob20 3 · 0 0

haha I like it

2007-02-18 14:24:14 · answer #5 · answered by E-V 2 · 0 0

LOL, not that is funny, and i am blonde

2007-02-18 14:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 1 0

ahahahaha!..i totally love that joke...ahaha...thanks..10!

2007-02-18 14:12:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one

2007-02-18 14:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by BABY Gurl 1 · 0 0

booooo that sucked booty cheeks

2007-02-18 14:12:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

fuuunnny!!

2007-02-18 14:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by C. J. 5 · 0 0

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