2007-02-18 14:01:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Mummas so fat, when she fell over and grazed her knee gravy came out.
2007-02-18 14:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo Mama So Fat,Her Shadow Weighs 35 Pounds.
2007-02-18 14:07:49 · answer #2 · answered by Urbanchik901 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Man there are so many good ones to pick from but probably...
Yo mama's so fat in black, she jumped into the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill!
Last year at school me and this boy would have yo mamma joke wars during lunch and everyone would crowd around us outside. I would always win cuz he would run out of jokes....Good times, good times.
2007-02-18 14:04:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. haha
2007-02-18 14:04:07 · answer #4 · answered by Harts 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
-Yo Mama is so fat she doesn't take pictures, she takes posters.
-Yo Mama is so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
-Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
-Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
-Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
(ha ha ha)
2007-02-18 14:29:16 · answer #5 · answered by Cp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out. ...Yo mama's so fat... ..when she dances she makes the band skip. ...Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama,Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.,yo mama so fat she gave the hospital stretchmarks
2007-02-18 14:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by dee_ann 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat when she walked past the tv i missed 2 shows
2007-02-18 14:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by Vena 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat her belly reaches any place a mile before she does!
2007-02-18 14:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by Mau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 17:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so fat... i took her to a wedding, the band started skipping!!
2007-02-18 14:28:35 · answer #10 · answered by JUSTASKING 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat, her pictures are heavy
2007-02-18 14:38:03 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋