What was the best joke in Northern Ireland?

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What was the best joke in Northern Ireland?

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

2007-02-18 13:58:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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HAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious!!

2007-02-18 14:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by E-V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

hahahahahahahaha thats heaps good

2007-02-22 05:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋