2007-02-18 13:56:20 · 9 answers · asked by starlit2 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i heard the BJ joke before but it was monica lewinsky and bob dole in the room and clinton had to replace her.
2007-02-18 16:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by prenita c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
â« I believe I can die, â«
â« I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, â«
â« All I wanted was a popsicle, â«
â« Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . â«
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2007-02-19 15:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken got hit by a car in the last joke
2007-02-18 22:30:14 · answer #3 · answered by upiknick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it from someone here on yahoo.
Finally Bill Clinton dies and goes to Hell. When he gets there he meets Satan. Satan than says
"Since you are to suffer in hell eternally you must choose which horrible torture you shall face for the rest of eternity. Satan opened a door and inside revealed flames and knives with people being chopped up and burned.
"can I see the next one?' Bill asks, so Satan opens the next door, inside revealed people having their bodys forced inside out and other terrible tortures.
"How about the next one?' Bill asks again, Satan opens the last door and inside reveals Anna Nicole Smith giving Hitler a 'workout'
"I'll take this 'horrible' torture please." Bill requests, Satan nods his head then says
"Anna, you've been replaced."
2007-02-18 22:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one is for a specific groups of people X, Y and Z, where you do not like the Z group. Take your pick.
3 people all died at the same time and went to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells them that you do not automatically get into heaven by living a good life, but that you have to answer 3 questions.
Person X volunteers to go first, and St. Peter takes him aside and asks him "Have you led a good clean life? X says "yes." "Do you think you deserve to get into heaven?" Again, the answer is "Yes." Then St. Peter asks X to spell "God." X thinks this must be a trick, but finally answers "G-O-D." St. Peter says "Great. Go pick up your wings at the front desk."
Person Y goes next. St. Peter takes him aside and asks him "Have you led a good clean life? Y says "yes." "Do you think you deserve to get into heaven?" Again, the answer is "Yes." Then St. Peter asks Y to spell "God." Y too thinks this must be a trick, but finally answers "G-O-D." St. Peter says "Great. Go pick up your wings at the front desk."
Finally, it is Z's turn. St. Peter asks him "Have you led a good clean life? Z says "yes." "Do you think you deserve to get into heaven?" Again, the answer is "Yes." Then St. Peter asks Z to spell "Chrysanthemum."
2007-02-19 02:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Pennybags 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men
2007-02-18 21:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
an indian father and an indian son:
son- "big deer"( the father), how do you pick names for indians?
father- the first thing the parents see when a child is born, is what they name their child.
son- oh, ok
father- why do you ask, "dog peeing on tree"?
son- just wondering
2007-02-18 22:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by ferrets4ever 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so a pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and they say "can i have a whiskey and a beer?" and the bartender says "ok but just dont start anything"
HAHA
2007-02-18 22:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by FredDIEMerCURyLOVer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the anna nicole joke is plain sick.
your mom
2007-02-18 22:49:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋