2007-02-18 12:48:38 · 27 answers · asked by What Should I Do Retard 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ah - first suggestion would be to get off the internet........
2007-02-18 12:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by Toe the line 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Heimlich Maneuver
2007-02-18 20:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by Greenwood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire yourself out as a clown who performs at kiddie parties: instead of the usual pulling of quarters from behind kids' ears, you can pull a nickel out of your... well, the timing on this is going to have to be EXQUISITE!
Be prepared to not get a lot of repeat business, though!
2007-02-18 21:02:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well get five pennies and you have .10 cents. You can do the Heimlich maneuver on yourself with the back of a chair you know. But my guess is if you were choking you could not type, now could you???
2007-02-18 21:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by ic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ram yourself onto something that's as high as your chest...If you don't have anything close by, run to the nearest restaurant and ram their bar with your chest, then ask the bartender how much you can get with your freshly coughed up nickel...
2007-02-18 20:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by mrb1017 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop eating nickels.
2007-02-18 21:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by Hotaru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it my nickel? I would say you are wasting valuable time by typing out the question. Die well. Cremation or burial?
2007-02-18 21:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Jesus to help you out. If you promise to give him the nickel, I think he'll save you.
(You're in the Religion section; I'm not sure why.)
2007-02-18 20:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by C 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If it is serios call 911
p.s get off the computer
2007-02-18 20:51:53 · answer #9 · answered by (: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know any politicians? I hear they can get more money out of people than anyone!
2007-02-19 00:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋