2007-02-18 12:04:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, I would tell him to get back to landscaping my yard. He is always trying to slack off. I regret the day I picked him up in front of Home Depot. Next time I will let Jose do my yard.
2007-02-18 12:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by John D 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Depends on what Jesus you are talking about. I once lived in an apartment in a neighborhood that if Jesus came knocking, you did not answer your door....
*Get it--Jesus (like the Hispanic pronounciation)
Yes, if Jesus Christ came, I would let him in.
2007-02-18 20:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by KS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it was the real Jesus I would. If the guy claiming to be Jesus who lives in the dumpster behind Circle K I wouldn't
2007-02-18 20:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are we talking about Jesus Christ or a Hispanic man named Jesus?
If it's Jesus Christ, better believe I would!
2007-02-18 20:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh umm, well, see, He's already knocked and we already let Him in, it says so right above the door. Since this is already His house, I guess He can just walk right on in whenever He decides to lol
2007-02-18 20:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course I would, he is The King of Kings. I would be shocked as could be and nervous but I would invite him in and offer him some food or something.
2007-02-18 22:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id be delighted to, Though he is already with me even outside of my house, hes in my heart.
2007-02-18 20:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by Marlon I. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course, but then again, Jesus is always present in my home.
2007-02-18 20:08:05 · answer #8 · answered by tebone0315 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sure, as long as he agreed to perform one miracle and make my house self-cleaning.
2007-02-18 22:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Dawn G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus stands at the door and knocks i answer and let him in .
2007-02-18 20:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋