THE MISSING Rooster
The priest in a small Irish village loved the c0ck and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the c0ck went missing! The priest knew that c0ck fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c0ck?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c0ck?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood
2007-02-18 10:46:54 · 20 answers · asked by bruscar40 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! Mad funny! Good one! LOL!
2007-02-18 10:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
I don't get this part. Half the women has seen a c0ck that DOES belong to them? lol
2007-02-18 10:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha very good, sounds like our church priest..
2007-02-18 12:08:01 · answer #3 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 9/10
2007-02-18 19:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man....LOL. Gotta agree with that one comment above me...funny but disturbing at the same time!
2007-02-18 10:55:50 · answer #5 · answered by ladystyx1969 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the no no parts:
rock on freaky bro!
woooooooo
i give it a 99/10!
2007-02-18 16:52:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That`s a goodun. Keep it coming
2007-02-18 11:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty priest
2007-02-18 19:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disturbing, but LOL!
2007-02-18 10:53:10 · answer #9 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We be havin, nun of that fowl cacklin,i tell ya!!!.
2007-02-18 11:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by not a mused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋