Hello Loathe thy neighbor. :)
None..
For a True Believer in Christ..never needs a light screwed in, because our Light (Jesus) is shining all the Time.. :)
May the Lord Bless You and your Loved ones.. :)
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)
2007-02-18 10:10:11
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answered by EyeLovesJesus 6
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I guess it depends on how many light bulbs will fit into the orifice you are "screwing" - and why would it make a difference if they were Christian?
You umm, phrased the question a bit indelicately. Please look at it again lol
2007-02-18 10:16:31
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answered by arewethereyet 7
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I agree with that other answerer -- your question is a little screwy, what exactly are you asking?
I agree also that your terminology is a little off.
If you call them Bible people or something like that, then we know what you're talking about.
But light bulbs? What's up with that?
2007-02-18 10:16:02
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't know any Christians. If you are talking about church people, please come back and rephrase your question. As it is presently constituted it makes no sense whatever.
As for wanting to change, church people do not want to change, and the have no concept of change. The Bible god never changed, so why should they? They are content with their nutty views.
2007-02-18 10:13:46
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answered by 2.71828182845904 5
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Why not take this to Jokes & Riddles It probably won't get many laughs here Change into what? Feeling stupid too much dinner
2007-02-18 10:11:04
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answered by hobo 7
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The Christian doesn't "Want" to change...it wants to pray some more, then preach to more scared, sad, little children.
But otherwise, nothing above six. As it might get scared that a FICTIONAL character named Satan will possess them or something...lol
2007-02-18 10:07:40
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answered by Anonymous
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I believe for the "light" to go on in their heads they must first start to question some of their beliefs.
2007-02-18 10:11:54
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answered by Anonymous
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US CHRISTENS DO WANT PEOPLE TO CHANGE AND TO BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST BECAUSE THEN THEY WON'T BURN IN HELL FOR THE REST OF THERE LIFE'S I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS BUT GOD DOES HE SAID TO LIFT HIM UP AND HE WILL DRAW MEN UNTO HIM NOT US GOD IS A GREAT GOD BUT HE IS ALSO A JUSTICE GOD AND YOU HAVE TO ASK JESUS TO COME INTO YOUR HEART TO SAVE YOU BECAUSE IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO HEAVEN.I WILL PRAY EACH AND EVERYDAY THAT ANOTHER LOST SOUL FINDS JESUS AMEN
2007-02-18 10:18:30
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answered by DRAG MAN 2
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I just like the fact you are here in this section of all places.....just goes to show that Jesus is working on you.....whether you want to accept it or not...he is. Otherwise you would not be here.
2007-02-18 10:10:50
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answered by Anonymous
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I assume this is an attempt at humor? Ha Ha Ha
2007-02-18 10:16:14
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answered by Jennifer D 5
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