everytime i go on it i see a lonesome shoe
2007-02-18 09:13:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Other - United Kingdom
I've given this matter much thought and discussed it at length with a wise man once.
He came to the conclusion that the one-shoe left-by-side-of-road syndrome is the remnants of a much larger alien abduction plot.
Right up there with the wonky supermarket trolley wheel conspiracy and the bring-your-own-brick whilst-strolling-by-the-canal in-your-jammies and-throw-it-in and-save-it and-take-the-credit fraud of '94.
You were warned.
2007-02-18 09:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After they've been on the same motorway as you, they visit the playing field behind me coz there's always a shoe on there too. Perhaps we should compare notes and we might find a matching pair!!!!
There was one lonely trainer on there today - have you seen the other on the M6?
2007-02-18 09:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a kidnapper is trying to dispose of evidence.or
A couple had a fight and one is throwing the others' stuff out the car window..or
Someone bought new shoes and tossed the old ones out ,miles apart .or
The one shoe decided to "come outof the closet", the other one of the pair was too scared and stayed home.
2007-02-18 09:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO To be straightforward I even have surely, no answer for you answer nor do I even have any journey with footwear on the realm of the line, i'm additionally interior the united kingdom yet see no warning signs of "discarded footwear" on the realm of the twin carriageway. My wager is they are previous and that's amazingly exciting to throw footwear in that categorical section because of the fact human beings do and because this is on the moterway, this is convienent. thank you for coaching me something immediately!!! i visit be specific to income "the footwear on the realm of the twin carriageway" next time.
2016-12-18 06:06:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooo true ! and down at the beach as well there is always one shoe !!
2007-02-18 09:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's left by an asylum seeker who was walking in the wrong lane and who has to run like hell to get away from the lorrys steering towards him.
2007-02-18 09:19:10 · answer #6 · answered by tucksie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well because there is not two....For one shoe people will just
drive on...But if there were two shoes....well thats when people will stop to pick them up.......And ''CRASH'' ...you got youself an Accident..
''THATS WHY THERE IS ONLY ONE SHOE''
2007-02-18 14:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by §§ André §§ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy. Chavs.
2007-02-20 10:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by Nathaniel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They may be hanging out with all the missing socks that disappear from the dryers.
2007-02-18 09:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who have u been running over, i aint seen no shoe,
2007-02-18 09:17:03 · answer #10 · answered by ibs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋