Blond moments?

Question

What was your blodest moment of the day? Note: You don't have to be blond to have a blond moment.

I was curling my hair, and I tried to curl a strand of hair that didn't curl. So I touched the iron to see if it was hot and burned my finger! LOL

Answer 1

Worst blonde moment ever happened years ago (I am not a blonde though). I had a rare mid week day off, so I had been shopping, paying bills, got a hair cut etc, came out of the shopping centre with a full trolley, and somebody stole my car.

I called up my wife and got her to come and pick me up (15 km round trip and she had to leave work early). While I was waiting I called the police but they weren't that interested. When she pulled up in my car I suddenly remembered that I had her car for the day so that I could get two new tyres for it....

Surprise surprise her car it was still parked about four spots up from where I looked for mine.

My only defence was that there was a empty spot and broken glass where I thought my car should be and I panicked...

Answer 2

I bought a new SUV, a couple of weeks later I noticed the tires looking more worn than other cars on the road. The wear just became more worse over the next week, that I was starting to feel jibbed and I wasn't given new tires from the Auto maker. I went down to the showroom where I bought it and demanded to see the manager as my tires didn't look right, I was told to drive to the back and a mechanic will be out to inspect them. When I drove round and told the mechanic about the problem he nodded and headed to the back to have a look, 5 seconds later he comes to my window with a rag covered in dirt and tells me the tires needed a wash!!!
Feeling like an idiot, I just replied "sorry I'm blond" and sped of before the word got back to the showroom.

Another one was when I picked up my kids from school, like I said I had this new car...as we were all getting in I noticed the side bumpers (whatever their called) had gone, angry I blamed my kids saying that they must caused them to drop off because of the way then jump on them before getting in. Still mad we get in, all of us talking at once, I go and look inside the Rite Aid bag on the seat next to me, noticing a things I never bought but then knowing it must had been my husband...."why the heck will he buy this stuff, we don't drink that...blah blah", mean while my kids are making a racket in the back ...telling me that some other things weren't ours...Confused but still mad about my bumpers I just want to go home, as I'm struggling to get the car keys into ignition...a woman in the car next to me calmly asks if that's my car, as another woman just got out of there a few minutes ago.....looking round I'm only sat in the wrong car ......unbelievable!!!!
We got out of there so fast...

Answer 3

Well I was about to play guitar but couldn't find my guitar pick (it was actually in my hand I just didn't realize it) so it put it between my teeth to free up my hands to look for it (still didn't realize it was right there). So i was looking everywhere and couldn't find it and then I noticed my teeth were hurting (because it was in my mouth) so I took it out and it still took me a second to realize it was in my hand again!

Answer 4

So one day i was hanging out with a bunch of guys and my best friend (for life, u know who u are) and one of the guys went to pretend to pour soda on me and i thought he was going to so i went to run away but since we were sitting on a bike rack my foot got stuck in the bike rack and i practically fell becasue it was stuck. Plus the guy who i liked was watching (but i'm a good blond because i just laugh at my blond mistakes!) One day at school i went to walk out of the bathroom with the same friend (in advance all my blond moments that im gonna mention happened with the same friend) and i looked down and i had toilot paper hanging from my foot... then another day at a subway i was walking from the bathroom and it felt as if my pant leg was dragging on the ground and i knew my pant leg didn't reach the ground so i looked down and i had toilot paper hanging from my foot... again. I've had alot more incidents w/ toilot paper!. umm i'll start laughing like 5 min. after a joke is told and i have a really weird laugh when im really actualy laughing, i start shaking and laughing but its silent so if u look at me laughing it just looks like i'm shaking so everybody thinks im jsut a freak. The other day i was geting out of my dads truck in the school parking lot and i fell right on my butt in front of everybody. And i am constantly getting my words mixedup. Plus i am constantly running into waterfountains and those polls in the center of doorways. One day i started a water fight in my T.A. with soem of my friends (it was the cooking room so i used those hoses on sinks) and i got my whole T.A. kicked out of the classroom for the rest of the year unless there is an adult in there. Ughhhh i cant think of any more but i'll book mark this and after i talk to my friend tonight i'll ask her and she'll tell me and then i'll right them down. But trust me there r lots more.

Answer 5

properly i'm a blonde and that i HATE being stated as dumb, different than i won't be in a position to get via a classification in college without being stated as one. T_T" ok. We have been taking a geography quiz in Social study, and that i replaced into caught on a question (primary me) and it replaced into some thing approximately what continent had a undeniable volume of a few landform. i did no longer understand the respond, so I leaned over to my guy-buddy next to me, and whispered "is significant u.s. a continent?" properly i might desire to have spoken too loud simply by fact the whole nook of the lecture room the place i replaced into sitting began to burst out in uncontrollable laughter.... I had by no potential felt like extra of a retard in my entire life!! playstation . i replaced into later recommended via my instructor that no, significant u.s. isn't a continent. ><

Answer 6

LOL I have too many let's see I've run into a pole before I started rambling about someone when there right behind me etc....

LOLOLOL!

Answer 7

I was walking through a crosswalk on vacation in California to visit my sister and I heard this binging noise as we passed coming from the cross walk. Without thinking I yelled out, "Oh, is that for deaf people so they know when to cross the sidewalk."


I felt retarded afterwards and I will never live it down.

Answer 8

In class, I woke up from a nap and was really irritated because someone had stolen my eyeglasses.

Me: Where are my f**king glasses?! Who stole them?
Friend: Taylor, you're WEARING them.

(Yeah...dunno how THAT happened >:P)

Hahaha...oops. We're all blondes sometimes. ^_^

Answer 9

i have on atleast everyday today i tried to walkthrough a glass door.LOL i didn't know it was shut i thought it was open so just walked into it and fell over. everyone was looking at me like i was mental LOL

Answer 10

I locked my keys in my car while it was running.So i had to come back the next day with my spare key and with some gas.Because it was running all night.Stupid!I wasn't drunk!