There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
2007-02-18 08:00:53 · 22 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol! Good one! Have a *!
2007-02-19 01:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It got a smile. 5/10
2007-02-18 16:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golden oldie
2007-02-25 07:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the really silly jokes like this that have me in stitches for ages....... Kept me gigling all day! Thanks!
Simple minds simple pleasures :-)
2007-02-22 17:23:31 · answer #4 · answered by JJ J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have got me repeating them to my hubby now, he's having a laugh too!
Will keep looking out for more!
lol
2007-02-23 18:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just OK,
i Tink. Tink.
Cheers Tink
2007-02-18 16:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 8/10
2007-02-22 06:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not your usual tink but pretty good 8/10
2007-02-18 16:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is funny!! Poor snake does not remember what kind it is, so he is worried. LOL HAHAHA!!!
2007-02-18 16:15:55 · answer #9 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww poor snake! hope hes the strangling one!! lol
2007-02-19 06:45:22 · answer #10 · answered by harriii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly little joke.
2007-02-18 16:52:48 · answer #11 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋