I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it says..... "concentrate.
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to "make up" her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She studied for a blood test
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar store
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
tell me if any of these jokes are funny. plz no rude comments. i already said sorry.
2007-02-18 07:44:37 · 40 answers · asked by Lawl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
MAN u guys answer fast! i got them from my friend. im not sure how she got them tho.
2007-02-18 07:56:11 · update #1
yea, i dont get the last one either, sorry about the confusion. oh and yea i know that some of these jokes are old but i like them.
2007-02-18 07:59:48 · update #2
u know what msgirl14, i know grammar too. im top student in my english class. and plus u dont always have to say please. so u shut up.
2007-02-18 08:16:57 · update #3
when i mean say please i mean say that instead of plz. u can't even spell grammar.
2007-02-18 08:19:01 · update #4
im not saying that all of these are funny, i just think they are funny for other ppl who hasn't heard of these jokes before.
by the way.
NO RUDE COMMENTS PLZ.
AND I SAID SORRY TO THE PPL WHO THINKS ITS OFFENSIVE. AND I JUST SAID THiS IS NOT TRUE AND ITS JUST FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-18 08:25:21 · update #5
lol! I like those even though I do have blonde streaks, those are funny. I have one for you:
A blonde goes to a soda vending machine and puts in some money and out comes a soda.
She does this for an hour and the guy behind asked when she will be done. And she said:" as soon as i stop winning!"
2007-02-18 08:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jillian H 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes Funny.
2007-02-18 07:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by Dorothy and Toto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed at the "concentrate" , and Meow mix ones! The others aren't too funny though.
2007-02-18 07:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by ucla06bruins 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
I like those 3.
2007-02-18 07:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by Narcissa K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those jokes are funny and not just limited to blondes. I know women who have all types of hair colors that are dimwitted.
2007-02-18 07:48:28 · answer #5 · answered by sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love all of them.
I was blonde up until about 10 years ago, then my hair started turning darker and darker.
Anyway, they are all very cute, I liked them and lmao!
2007-02-18 07:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by tamlovinlife2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they r funny, well im in a good mood so maybe thats why. i expecially the orange juice one. iunno any funny jokes that arent long. oh how about 'she cut of his thing because it sprayed out apple juice' get it.lol iunno
2007-02-18 07:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by tiff t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved everyone of them. My daughters blonde & I tease her but now I have some good ones. If you can think of anymore I'd love to hear them
2007-02-18 07:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to "make up" her mind.
great! I love blond jokes, some are so true
2007-02-18 07:48:41 · answer #9 · answered by natalia k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
2007-02-18 07:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋