While taxiing at London 's Gatwick Airport , the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"
Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"
"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.
Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking:
"Wasn't I married to you once?"
2007-02-18 07:27:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he he, dont mess with a woman when shes having a bad 'air day...
2007-02-18 07:56:52 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohh God I felt just like that today!!!
Thanks for the Giggle needed it, loved it.
Tink x
2007-02-18 09:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
arent we all married to one 10/1`0
2007-02-18 07:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one Roger.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-02-18 08:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one but that just goes to tell you we women are always in control. Just kidding!!! LOL HAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-18 07:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you can't blame her if the x needed instructions too...
2007-02-18 07:32:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what men do to women
turn them into bi**hes
2007-02-18 13:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you did!!!! Hahaha!
2007-02-18 07:44:04 · answer #8 · answered by Artista 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job we know what we are doing then eh...
2007-02-18 08:39:09 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she had me in hand#?
2007-02-18 12:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by biggillyone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋