There were three construction men. Blonde, RedHead, and Brown. They ate lunch and committed sucide. The Blonde made his own lunch. Please comment or rate this joke.
2007-02-18 07:25:58 · 9 answers · asked by babycakes_rocks 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when it was lunch they got angry cause they had the same lunch again. All three said, "IF I GET THIS THIS AGAIN I"M GONNA DO SUCIDE!" the next day they got the same thing and did sucide. The redhead and the brown haired wives cried, they said "IF HE JUST TELL ME I"D MAKE SOMETHIN ELSE!" the blondes wife wasn't crying and they asked why, she said he makes his own lunch
2007-02-18 07:33:48 · update #1
Mine are WAY better.
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
2007-02-19 07:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke before, but I think part is missing.
I live in Holland and we have a tradition of making fun of the Belgium people, who have a similar tradition of making fun of us.
A Dutch, a German and a Belgian construction worker where having lunch. 'Ah not again a cheese sandwich', the Dutch worker yelled. 'My wife always makes these. I swear if I have another cheese sandwich tomorrow, I will jump of this building'. Next the German opens his lunchbox, and he says: 'not spam again! I swear if I get spam again tomorrow, I’ll jump of as well'. Finally the Belgian worker opens his box, ‘No not mustard, If I have mustard again tomorrow I will jump with you’.
The next day the contents of their sandwiches have not changed, and all three jump towards their deaths from the 14th floor.
The widows gather to morn their loss. ‘If I had only known he did not like cheese, I would have made him something else’ the Dutch widow says. The German woman sobs: ‘I never suspected he did not like spam’. The Belgium woman remakes: I cannot understand why he did it; 'I mean he always made his own sandwiches’
I think this is the joke you mean. Well I think it is funny, although I think that everyone should make his or her own sandwiches, just to prevent further tragedy ;o)
2007-02-18 15:42:56 · answer #2 · answered by thijspieters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2007-02-18 15:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by Robodragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would have been funny if you chose a better order to word that......
2007-02-18 16:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubbish
2007-02-18 15:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by Charlotte 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kaaakkkkiiee
2007-02-18 16:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. It's not that funny.
2007-02-18 15:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tard
2007-02-18 15:54:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-02-18 15:37:07 · answer #9 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋