This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, & comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells back, "Sure, once a day! But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!"
2007-02-18 07:21:36 · 53 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!!!!!!! Hilarious.....this is one to save!!!!!!!!!LOL Ta!!!!!!!
2007-02-23 11:12:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-02-18 20:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-02-18 07:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by O♥/ MalOdey /Oღ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's all a bunch of bull. But funny.
2007-02-18 07:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well it does make all the difference a change 10/10 tink see ploppy is back
2007-02-18 07:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT, ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!! This has to be the joke of the day, thank you for making me laugh so much that I can't stop laughing. He sure new how to shut his wife up. LOL HAHAHA!!!
2007-02-18 07:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao 5out of 5
2007-02-23 14:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by chrisandlindsayjohnston 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew girl like that once...she could produce a sweat on your brow and she just would not let you stop.
Fond memories!
2007-02-22 10:58:49 · answer #8 · answered by NEIL P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh you stop nicking my jokes only joking i don,t care so long as
it makes people laugh who cares how many times it gets repeated 9/10
2007-02-21 22:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. My husband & roommate were rollin on the floor
2007-02-18 07:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by jenniferlynnfyfe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Udderly hysterical!
2007-02-18 07:24:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋