The worst for me was back in 2001 when I ate a few bowls of chili and decided to drink some egg nog 2 hours later. I didn't realize what I did until I felt the pain. It was horrible and lasted for two days!
I'm not gonna lie, but each time I had to release, it sounded like I was starting up lawnmower. The trips to the bathroom weren't pretty either, lol!
2007-02-18 07:14:52 · 9 answers · asked by Arnold 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
acme brand eggnog did me in one christmas..oh the horror of it all!!!
2007-02-18 07:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by softlyinspired 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in Spain I ate a whole plate of squid in olive oil. That night my wife slept on the balcony. Two pigeons on the sill fell to the street and died. A cat on the next balcony puked and the sheets were torn in two. I enjoyed that night a great deal.
2007-02-18 07:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by Jim R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sugar unfastened candy. it has a laxative result. i ate an entire bag, it tasted like the actual deal... i presumed i replaced into onto some thing... yet, i replaced into in simple terms sittin' on the pot all night long after that. so i gave something of the baggage i offered away.
2016-12-17 13:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god - last night I had low carb pasta and iI was rippin' like crazy.
They were wet, low, loud, and distasterous.
2007-02-18 07:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sauerkraut flatulence....yew! toot toot too toot tootle too tooooooot
2007-02-18 07:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 me it is always rite b4 i go poop
2007-02-18 07:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont fart Im to afraid ill **** my pants....lmfao
2007-02-18 07:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
german sausage, what pain
2007-02-18 07:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy's are so gross!!!! girls don't get gas!!!
2007-02-18 07:23:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋