An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers after the plane has taken off, and forgets to turn off the intercom. He said to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take a dump and then put the make on that new blonde stewardess."
The stewardess hears it, and runs up the aisle to tell him the intercom is still on. She trips and falls in her haste.
A little old lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey. He said he had to take a dump first."
2007-02-18 07:00:22 · 38 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am on the floor laughing now (quick send me a stewardess) 10/10
2007-02-21 22:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's old the other version is
I'm going to get the stewardess to give me a coffee and a blo* job, The stewardess hears it, and runs up the aisle to tell him the intercom is still on. and and old lady shouts after her don't forget the coffee
2007-02-18 07:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by hoegaarden_drinker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How funny is that, the old lady thought the young stewardess wanted to get it on with the pilot. LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-18 07:11:21 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-02-18 20:55:59 · answer #4 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-18 07:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
Trust an old lady for the common sense approach
2007-02-18 07:08:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.... but real life story i was on a flight form Milan to Ireland recently and you know the way the pilot introduces him self and crew... Well he went good evening my name is chad...... no wait a minuet my name is Michael sorry folks forgot my name... talk about confidence booster ....
2007-02-18 07:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by sweetness 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wish i were a pilot 10/10 tink
2007-02-18 07:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top Line.
2007-02-23 08:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by Vulture38 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Im gullible but I laughed - thankyou!
2007-02-18 07:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by scrambulls 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋