An economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam.
Well, one guy kept writing on his exam for a while after the bell and then confidently strode up to turn it in. The professor looked at him and said, "Don't bother to hand that paper in... you get a zero for continuing after the bell."
The guy looked at him and said, "Professor, do you know who I am!"
The professor replied, "No, and I don't care if your dad is president of the United States...you get a zero on this exam"
The guy, with a enraged look on his face, shouted, "You mean you have no idea who I am?"
The professor responded, "No, I've no idea who you think you are."
With that, the guy said "Good!" plunged his exam into the middle of the stack of other student's exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room!
2007-02-18 06:35:49 · 34 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hee Hee Hee!!LOL!!!
good one.
I liked that one.
just a little one since that was quite a clever joke!
A little boy went up to his mother and asked:
"Mum, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The mother replied.
"Well son, you must have got it from your father, cause I still have mine"
2007-02-19 04:00:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Entertaining, I give it a 7 on a 1 to 10 scale where 10 is the highest.
2007-02-18 06:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by Kathleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to say it is funny!!! He was pretty smart to put his test in between the other exams. Now for sure the student became smarter than the professor. LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-18 06:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
Very good
2007-02-18 07:03:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not your best but funny in a way 6/10
2007-02-21 22:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me 2 times thru, but it was worth it. that is a very clever guy lol
2007-02-23 18:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooohhhh!!! ill make note of that in the future....that sounds VERY much like somthin id do...i lerned...avoid allowing teacheres to noe ur name..yup. thank u person for that piece of insight.
2007-02-22 10:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, thats pretty good! lol its like the stupid "duck walked into a bar" joke except way better lol
2007-02-22 14:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hilarious. Good joke old chap.
2007-02-18 06:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by John A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope not funny, just sort of smart a**
sorry last your one was much more so!
2007-02-18 06:42:46 · answer #10 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋