"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
2007-02-18 06:33:50 · 37 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Right with you there Speedy,
Chris is back thank goodness.
Tink x
2007-02-20 06:57:06 · update #1
i am back girl and am i going to give you competition on the jokes
i agree with speedy where is all the jokers gone hurry back we need help out here. i will read all your jokes even resolved just to make sure you kept up with your normal standards
2007-02-21 22:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, smashin, super fab tinks!!!
how about this one???
Three American guys playing golf were debating who has the best memory. The first said:
“I can remember the first day of my First Grade class.”
The second guy said:
“I can remember my first day at Nursery School!”
Not to be outdone, the third guy said:
“Hell, that's nothing. I can remember going to the senior prom with my father and coming home with my mother.”
2007-02-19 03:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
great to get a decent joke on here tink instead of all that silly ? 10/10 where is ploopy pants, crhis w, alwayslaughing , fingers , and all the other good jokers gone
2007-02-18 06:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it. the freshman thinks the lecturer is an idiot. ha ha ha ha
2007-02-23 05:33:08 · answer #4 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh.. corny. change the last part 2 b funnier n itll b gud.
2007-02-22 10:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure wasn't expecting that one coming but I have to say it's very funny! LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-18 06:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hillarious.. i just laughed my head off
2007-02-18 09:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Olderwiser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! like this one
2007-02-23 06:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by BryonyBeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for 2 seconds i didn't get it. the joke was funny
2007-02-18 07:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-02-18 06:36:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋