Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?' Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'
2007-02-18 06:26:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
laugh, laugh, laugh and laugh .........thats very funny.10/10 for u.
2007-02-18 06:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-18 14:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since I have many older friends - that really made me laugh!
Thank you!
2007-02-18 14:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny! elders need love too. ::applause:: for u
2007-02-18 14:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by ChickP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...what what was the question?
2007-02-20 05:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by familyguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋