2007-02-18 06:09:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Gargirl. I am the ghost of Zappa.
2007-02-18 06:15:46 · update #1
Jesus loves money. Don't let jesus bullshit you.
2007-02-19 09:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course it doesn't. Jesus isn't that petty as too speed up his return for you just because you decided to make a large donation to a church. He will come on His own schedule and that has nothing to do with the amount that is being given to the church.
2007-02-18 14:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by aljbookworm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,the donations to the church and the returning of JESUS does not have any connection with eachother.
The time of the second coming of jesus is not known.For it is said in the bible that jesus will come as a thief in the midnight.
Moreover jesus has mentioned some of the signs which will happen in this world before he comes in the last few books of the new testments of the bible.And nowadays some of the signs mentioned in the bible are happening.This is the only clue which reveals us that the second coming of jesus is near.
So it's we who have to get ready for it.
I am ready for it.
ARE U READY ?
2007-02-18 14:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by SE7EN 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont think that larger donations to churches makes Jesus come back any faster. I just think the churches are out to make money off ppl.
Hope that helps a lil
2007-02-18 14:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by boevek02 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all, it's a common misconception that Jesus likes the poor. Jesus hates the poor. God makes his favorite people rich. God rewards us by making us rich.
So when you give back to the church, you're telling God thank you. The larger the donation the bigger the thank you. The happier God is. So he'll send back his son on a golden chariot throwing forgiveness and golden tickets into heaven.
But only for the richest people who gave the biggest donations. The other greedy people he will send them to a lake of fire for all eternity.
It says so in Revelations.
2007-02-18 14:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by GobleyGook 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No.
But a certain amount of money helps further the mission of the Church to proclaim and establish the Kingdom of God begun by Jesus Christ among all peoples.
People need food, clothing, and shelter and there are always bills to be paid.
With love in Christ.
2007-02-18 23:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by imacatholic2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be that the churches hope not. After all, the longer he stays away, the longer they can rake in the cash from the gullible sheep.
And since they know that there is no god in the first place, they're laughing all the way to the bank...
2007-02-18 14:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, it just means that more people will be fed, clothed, sheltered, healed, and cared for through all the ministries that churches support. Food pantries and clothing banks will receive help, as will homeless shelters, soup kitchens, hospitals, and hospices.
2007-02-18 14:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a Zappa wanna be.....sing some of your lyrics and see how fast he returns!!!!!
2007-02-18 14:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by Gargirl™® 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would he?
Isn't heaven supposed to be awsome?
He can hang out with all the awsome dead people;
Kurt Kobain
Jimi Henndrix
Bob Marley
2007-02-18 14:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by scott f 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋