I opened a bar for queers and I called it Homo Depot, and now Home Depot is suing me to change the name! The queers all love my place and I'm making alot of money off this bar and I don't want to change the name! Help!
2007-02-18 05:51:27 · 13 answers · asked by Sardine, Private Inbreastigator 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You're very funny. Lmfao..Homo Depot..I love it.
2007-02-18 05:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - "queers" and "homos" - you certainly are open minded.
If by "open minded" you mean "inbred illiterate donkey f*cking right wing hillbilly", then yes you are open minded indeedy.
Of course this is a stupid troll, but perhaps you could change the bar's name to yours: "Ben Dover's Place" or a sports bar: "Balls Across My Nose" or a billiard bar: "Chalk Your Stick and Bury My 2 Balls in a Leather Pocket", or a computer bar: "My Hard Disk Just Bumped Your RAM Slot" or a horserace bar: "Beat Me With Your Little Stick Until I Cross the Finish Line with You on My Back", or a basketball bar: "I'll Be Your Power Forward if You Slam Dunk My Balls on the Visitor's Bench" or a construction bar: "Keep Your Hard Hat on While I Air Hammer Your Lug Nuts Until My Screwdriver Overheats."
I mean, geezus, be a little creative.
2007-02-18 06:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could prob. cancel the suit if you were willing to RE-name the place, "HOMOSAPsDEPOT."
Home Depot suques anyway. As big an outfit as they are, they don't have any electric drive-on shopping carts for the disabled. This is a complete turnoff for shopping there.
GOOD LUCK & I commend you for your boldness and courage!!!
2007-02-18 05:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by Moe J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
instead of Homo Depot, call it Homo Depo, lets see how that will work out.
2007-02-18 05:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by roseannetb@verizon.net 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you did use their name. I don't know what to say, just be more careful next time and think up more original names that won't make companies angry. I think you will have to change the name.
2007-02-18 05:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by crazynluv 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are making this up. People have not used the term "queers" for gays in ages.
2007-02-18 05:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by sassy_395 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummm I don't blame Home Depot...goodluck though.
2007-02-18 05:57:17 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Mommy to 3 year old Jacob and baby on the way♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just because they sue you does not mean they will win the suit..
2007-02-18 05:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well as long as the name isn't EXACT, I don't think they can do much to you! LMAO!!
2007-02-18 06:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by K-E-G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To bad get over it ...it not the name they like.......
2007-02-18 05:54:54 · answer #10 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋