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I personally like to answer smartass questions about Atheism with a smartass remark!

2007-02-18 05:48:31 · 20 answers · asked by Seeker 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

It sounds like there are a LOT of smartasses on Yahoo!

2007-02-18 05:53:54 · update #1

20 answers

*Pagan, Wiccan paranormal related and spirituality *

2007-02-18 05:52:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I personally like to answer the smartass questions about Christianity with a smartass remark

2007-02-18 13:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by Justin 3 · 1 0

You got me. I just LOVE answering the smartass questions of ANY nature.

2007-02-18 13:52:16 · answer #3 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1 0

Oh, questions like "Do you non-believers know you're all going to hell but we can rape children and exterminate entire peoples without ever having to go down that fiery path because we BELIEVE???" and so on, and so forth. Mind you, not all religious people act like this (UncleWayne, for example, has a great head on his shoulders) but rather than getting riled now or attempting to utilize logic I attempt to respond with something on the lines of "Okay. That's good. *Clap, clap*. Go back home now. Your basement's waiting, Dad's got the belt, Mom's got the cookies."

Another favorite are the ones who are of the same religion and fight amongst themselves. The Protestants don't believe the Catholics will get into heaven, the Catholics don't believe the Episcopalians will get into heaven, the Episcopalians don't believe the Mormons will get into heaven, the Mormons don't believe the Jehovah's Witnesses will get into heaven and none of the above believe the Muslims will ever enter heaven although they too believe in Christ. It is fun just to read the hostile ping-pong game between the Abrahamic faiths and/or the sects of the same faith. "Ah... you're not getting into Heaven because you don't worship the Virgin!" "Nah, you're not getting into heaven because my Pentecost is better than your Pentecost, etc..."

What a blast.

2007-02-18 14:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 1 0

Really don't have any favorites but I do come here sometimes because I too am a seeker. I seek the truth and a higher call. I believe someday I may find some real truth and not a bunch of juvenile bickering.

2007-02-18 13:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by Laura S 4 · 2 0

I like questions that ask our do we get into God's heaven? The answer is simple and to the Point. The Lord Jesus Christ died for our sins, He was buried and took our sins away and He rose again the third day for our justification. All that is required to put your faith and trust in that and when you die you will get to go into God's heaven. 1 Corinthians 15: 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 1 Corinthians 15: 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Romans 4: 25 Who was delivered for our offences, and was raised again for our justification.

2007-02-18 13:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by Ray W 6 · 2 0

I like the way off topic ones. What countries have you been to? Who's your favorite band? Who here has met Colin Powell?

All the religious ones have been done and done again.

2007-02-18 13:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 1 0

The ones where people are asking a question to truly understand someone else's point of view, and not just to critcize it or to vent their frustrations.

2007-02-18 14:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by Rissipop 3 · 0 0

About salvation and eternity, because THAT is the most important
decision that you can will EVER make --

He who is able to hear, let him listen...

Rev.2:7;3:3; and 6:20

Today if you hear His voice...harden not your heart....
~~ Hebrews 3:7.

2007-02-18 13:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by angelique1225 5 · 0 0

Offensive questions to a certain religion that I would love to answer sarcasticly :P

2007-02-18 13:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by Adia Azrael 4 · 1 0

I like creationist questions-I enjoy confronting people that are immersed in ignorance and motivated by bigotry.

2007-02-18 13:58:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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