2007-02-18 05:44:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
2007-02-18 05:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by upallnight 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cause they havn't made a bike which an elephant can't break. If the elephant was about 150 pounds or less than yes.
2007-02-18 05:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sure if any elephants have tried. none that i know have anyway.
buy a bike and take it too the zoo and give it to an elephant as a pressie and see if it goes it, tell it you are not leaving until it has had a go!
2007-02-18 05:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't make them, big enough. Mind you, it would be quite funny, seeing an elephant riding a bike.lol
2007-02-18 06:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't have thumbs to ring the bells.
A few more for you.
How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?
His bike is outside.
What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
Optimistic.
How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?
There's a dent in the cross-bar.
How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?
Stand on the bike and look in the window.
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
Grapes are purple.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Look, here come the elephants!"
What did Charles de Gaulle say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Voila les elephants!"
What did Jane say when he she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Look, here come the grapes!" (She was color blind.)
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you're color blind?
Dance on it for a while. If you don't get any wine, it's an elephant.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
Why did the elephants wear sunglasses?
With all these dumb jokes going around, would YOU want to be recognized?
What did Tarzan say when he saw the water buffalo coming over the hill?
"Ha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
What did Tarzan say as he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing pink tee-shirts?
"They must all be on the same team."
What did the elephants say when they saw Tarzan coming over the hill?
Nothing, elephants can't talk.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
Grapes are purple
How do you run over an elephant?
Climb up its tail, dash to its head, and then slide down its trunk.
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a duckling.
Why do elephants wear sandals?
So they don't sink into the sand.
Why do ostriches walk around with their heads in the sand?
They're looking for elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
What's the **** between elephants' toenails?
Slow Yao.
How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting for a few hours!
Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a green elephant?
Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Why do elephants have trunks?
1) Because they don't have glove compartments.
2) Because they'd look silly carrying suitcases.
What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
Sole use of the elevator.
What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
Free parking
Where do baby elephants come from?
BIG storks.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4 each afternoon?
Because that's when the elephants jump out of the trees.
Why are pygmies so small?
Because they go into the jungle between 2 and 4 every afternoon.
What's that brown stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow pygmies.
Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
Because they might let down their trunks.
How did the elephant hide on the pool table?
He was wearing a green hat.
How can you tell if an elephant is hiding in your bathtub?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath.
Where do you find elephants?
It depends on where you lost them.
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How do elephants get up into oak trees?
They sit on an acorn and fall asleep.
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How do elephants get out of oak trees?
They sit on a leaf and wait for Autumn.
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Why are crocodiles long, thin, and flat?
They walk under trees in Autumn.
Why are elephants large, lumpy, and grey?
Because if they were small, round, and white, they'd be aspirins.
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Why does an elephant wear red sneakers?
So he can hide in a cherry tree.
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Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? No?
Works, doesn't it?
Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
To hide in the tall, tall grass.
Why do elephants wear white tennis shoes?
Because their red and green ones are in the wash.
How do you fit four elephants in a Volkswagen?
Two in the front and two in the back.
How do you fit six elephants into a Volkswagen?
Silly, everyone knows you can't fit six elephants in a Volkswagen!
How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
You can see his footprints in the butter.
What do you do when an elephant sneezes?
1.) Get out of the way.
2.) Say "Gezunheit."
Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
It was glued to the first one.
Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
She thought it was a game.
Why did the tree fall down?
It thought it was an elephant.
What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox?
Well, if you don't know then how do you get your mail?
Why do elephants paint each toenail a different color?
So they can hide in jelly bean jars.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a jelly bean jar?
See, it works!
Why did the elephants wear pink tee-shirts?
They were all on the same team.
What looks like an elephant and flies?
A flying elephant.
How did Tarzan hurt his feet? Trying to make wine out of the Electric Grapes (a '60s San Francisco blues rock band)
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How do you catch an elephant?
Hide in the grass and make a noise like a peanut.
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What was the elephant doing crossing the road?
About 4 miles per hour!!
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Why do elephants wear bright green nail polish?
So they can hide in the pea patch.
2007-02-18 05:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-15 22:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by didden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because do u know how big that bike would have to be, it would have to be able to withhold tons of weight! How did u think of such a question, random people are funny!
2007-02-18 05:48:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tileeblah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cause they dont know what to do with the other 2 feet
2007-02-18 07:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a mouse on the bike
2007-02-18 06:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by ken_zo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to not play with the ring bell !!!
2007-02-18 05:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋