2007-02-18 05:32:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued.
2007-02-18 05:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you think of these?
Yo mamma is so fat, I said,"show me a push up." and she took me to an ice cream store
Yo mamma is so poor, her co-workers are roaches and her boss is a sewer rat
Yo mamma is so stupid, she was fired from the M&M factory because she threw out all the W's
That's all of my original ones, hope you like them!
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2007-02-18 05:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so old, she still owes Moses a nickel!
Yo mamma so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
Yo mamma so fat, people that jog around her twice, and have run a mile!
2007-02-18 06:10:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Yo Mamma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles started coming out
*Yo Mamma so poor the only ring she can afford is a Ring Pop
*Yo Mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and made change
*Yo Mamma so fat folks jog around her for exercise
2007-02-18 06:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mammas so skinny when she ate a peanut m&m she looked 6 months pregnant
2016-05-24 02:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so black and her teeth are so yellow, she looks like a Pittsburgh steelers helmet
Yo mamma so hairy, she get afro growin on her
2007-02-18 05:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by $$moneyindabank$$ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo Momma so fat she went to the movies and sat beside EVERYONE!
Yo Momma is such a drunk she says she only drinks on days that end with a Y!
Yo Momma so stupid she sold her only car for gas money!
2007-02-18 05:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Zachary D. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is so fat when she walks the Richter scale registers an earthquake!
2007-02-18 05:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Mommy to 3 year old Jacob and baby on the way♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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Yo Mamma's so fat, on Groundhog Day, nobody saw their shadows.
(my son made this up)
2007-02-18 05:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by upallnight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so ugly they slapped her mamma when she was born
yo mamma so smelly
2007-02-18 05:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by gismojabba 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋