What would happen if you strapped toast butter side up to a cats back and dropped it?

Answer 1

The cat would definately land on its feet.

Answer 2

well butterd toast always land on the butter side down , and a cat always lands on his/her feet so the moral of the story is if you drop a cat it will land on its feet or tummy plus you would get done in for animal crulty if you really did that you would have many enimes including me muahahahaha did you really do that if you did your mean waaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah mr police man he dropped a kitty cat with toast strapped to his back waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Answer 3

This is an old Eddie Izzard joke based on "sods law" (butter always falls down) and the rule that a cat will always land on it's feet.
I tried it and all I got was some inedible bread and butter and a dead cat.

Just joking.

Answer 4

lol you know the cat will land on its feet ,feel safe then roll over to lick itself so then the buttered side gets the floor

Answer 5

It should land butter side up!

Answer 6

land butter side up in theory

Answer 7

the cat shuld land feat first .... mor mass
oh try it out of a 8th story of a building the cat should servive .... (on second thorts dont try it) but thereticaly it wil servive becouse it streches itself out and slows itself down ....

Answer 8

You'd have a pissed off cat that was wondering why it was being chased around by pigeons/ducks.

Answer 9

youd get arrested for cruelty to animals

Answer 10

***** on toast mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm try that