Let's play this game called.....stereotyping. Now let's stereotype and impersonate all of the following:
Atheists
Christians
Muslims
Pagans
Satanists
Creationists
Evolutionists
Buddhist
Hindus
Pastafarian
And so on...you may add more followers of any religion.
Best and most creative answer gets best answer, keep it clean and remember this is just for fun =D
2007-02-18 04:28:57 · 12 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*facepalm*
2007-02-18 04:35:53 · update #1
Apparantly only Xian understood my point...
2007-02-18 04:47:25 · update #2
This is going too far...no fun here.
2007-02-18 04:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Atheist: God doesnt exist, lets wipe out all religions!
Christian: If you dont believe Jesus loves you unconditionally, you will when youre roasting in hell
Jews: lets go kosher and have a bar mitsvah, but God, which is a title not a name should be hypernated like this: G-d.
Muslim: there is no God but God.
Pagan: Lets save nature before the christians destroy what the Goddess made!
Diests: were like agnostics, with a religion!
Shinto: my Great Grandfather is God
Jainism: were a spinoff of Buddhism, and very few people practice this religion!
Wiccan: Does your ouija board and love spell work for you?
Satanist: Its fun making fun of christians.
Creationists: Someone had to create the universe why not the (implied) christian God?
Bahai: Were like UUs but we believe in One true God and hes not gay.
Pastafarian: beer volcanoes and strippers! sounds a bit chavanist!
Hindus: respect all living things, including the animal Gods and the caste system.
Buddhists: to be or not to be, that is the question for enlightenment.
Taoists: Use the Force Luke skywalker! (formless nameless God)
Jedi: were a rip off of Taoism!
2007-02-18 04:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
(thank you - this group needs desperately to lighten up)
(i'm Christian)
Okay here goes:
Athiests: I have no life, so i need to spend time on yahoo bashing people of belief.
Christians: These people are so tightassed that theres no way they have a relaxed minute in the bathroom.
Muslims: They like to kill innocent people.
Pagans: they are full of crap.
Satanists: they are doomed.
Creationists: they have their head so far up their butt they can't see the truth.
Evolutionists: they are so tripped out on taking God out of the Sciences, that they miss alot of what the very sciences are able to tell us.
Buddhists: they rub fat bellies for luck.
Hindus: They wear cheap looking jewelry.
Pastafarian; they eat too much pasta.
Catholics: they are so busy reciting jargon, that they don't even know who God is.
Wiccans: they think "charmed" is a special message to them.
Jim Darwin ism: They just want to get a hold of his fine butt.
2007-02-18 04:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i agree with you there is alot of fun to be had on this forum,seems like everybody is going after blood why not lighten up and have some fun-sorry not much on sterotyping but will get the next i dont know or understand all their religions
2007-02-18 04:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by loveChrist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad idea. Since when has stereo typing been productive? It is not fun to make others feel ignorant or inferior no matter your intent.
No one has ever needed permission to degrade another in this forum.
Love you! Be blessed.
2007-02-18 04:35:48 · answer #5 · answered by SisterHazel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Friend, I hate to break up your game, I am a Christian, & I can NOT impersonate a Christian. Because my experince is not impersonated, But real. I will have to be my own self. True Christians do not impersonate, which means to act like one, My salvation is not acted out it is real.
2007-02-18 04:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
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This guy went parachuting. He jumped out of the plane, counted ten, and pulled his ripcord. Nothing happened so he pulled his reserve ripcord. Again nothing happened. He was thinking, now what do I do, pray? When he looked down he saw a guy coming up. He yelled, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes". The guy coming up yelled, "No do you know anything about furnaces".
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2007-02-18 04:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar.... then the place explodes. And that's all. The End.
2007-02-18 04:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Aww... you left out us Asatruars!
Atheists-- the stereotype is that they are smart, knowledgeable about science, and have a good sense of humor.
2007-02-18 04:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
This forum is full of humor. Just read The Bible or the Quran!
2007-02-18 04:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋