Not offensive questions or answers but like: (Real questions asked on Y!)
Could God beat Superman in a fight?
Why is God and Jesus Christ not mentioned in Harry Potter?
Is God an Atheist?
Could God create a rock so heavy that He Himself could not lift it?
Does this fictional Jesus fellow have any kryptonite-like weaknesses?
The mosquito that I just killed, is he going to Hell right now as we speak?
Do drunken mall Santas go to Hell?
Is God a midget?
2007-02-18 04:25:25 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Those questions were not asked by me
2007-02-18 04:25:55 · update #1
Lol I love all the answers so far. (except one or two)
2007-02-18 04:43:55 · update #2
I would think if god was real, he'd have more important things to do than get angry at silly questions. He probably thinks, "oh good grief..those YA people are at it again." and goes on with his business.
2007-02-18 04:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i swear if i had been listening i would have heard god or the universe (whatever you want to call it) laughing when we joked after the birth our son about choosing not to circumcise him. after the doc came in to make sure we weren't going to change our minds on 6 months of research, my hubby teasingly asked if that would finally put a rest to my whole "obsession" with being jewish.
we converted officially as a family 4 years later! the really funny part - we didn't have to do the circumsion to convert.
personally i think if god hated humor, laughter wouldn't be so good for our health.
2007-02-18 12:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by mommynow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From what I've heard of the Biblical god, he has no sense of humor...especially when the joke is on him.
Other gods, however, have been known to laugh when the joke is on them. Even Zeus, Odin, and Thor, who had huge egos.
2007-02-18 12:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by catrionn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think if silly questions are asked in a light hearted manner than God would probably just laugh. Some people will get quite angered but that's their problem.
I enjoy the funny questions.
2007-02-18 12:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It makes him sad but i think that maybe he might find it a bit funny aswell, cos well, he knows why people ask those questions and it depends on the reason for those questions.
If it is just a person sitting at home, bored and start thinking things like wht if......or is God...., it think he smiles.
But if the person really has a problem with Him and is attacing him with these questions, he becomes sad.
2007-02-18 12:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by Eryn v 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God has THE sense of humor.
He sees humor in most everything we do and then some.
His humor doesn't hurt, harm or insult.
He uses humor to instruct and to hammer a point home.
I amuse Him regularly. It's awesome to feel God laugh.
Be blessed.
2007-02-18 12:31:46 · answer #6 · answered by SisterHazel 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some of the question I have no idea how he would respond but others I think he would laugh at. He is God, therefore he is incomprehensible but I still think he has a sense of humor.
2007-02-18 12:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by Idahopotatoe 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're confusing God with an energy form.
God is the invisble forces we know as
Laws Of Physics.
These forces interface with energy bits
called "quarks" to form creation.
Time and space are merely by-products
of this reaction.
2007-02-18 12:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by kyle.keyes 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I suspect that if there is a God, he has a much better sense of humor then most of his followers. If you look at this planet, and its history, and animals like the llama, and people like Dan Quayle.....
If there is a God...he's a lot like Alfred E Nueman.
What, me God?
2007-02-18 12:30:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The gods of some religions are said to be offended by such things, the gods of others are not, and followers of the same god often disagree.
2007-02-18 12:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋