Two brooms were hanging in the cupboard and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course,the bride broom and the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his morning suit. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding at the wedding breakfast, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE!!", said the groom broom.
(wait for it)
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER"
2007-02-18 03:58:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cracker jokes are early this year !!!
2007-02-18 04:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-24 02:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I think I may have heard this before, or something like it. However, it's cute/witty enough that I enjoyed hearing it again. Unlike some jokes, it's not so corny that it makes me groan. It just makes me smile. :)
2007-02-18 04:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another worthy joke 10/10
2007-02-18 07:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit cheesy.
2007-02-22 01:25:46 · answer #5 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
7/10.!!!
2007-02-18 08:42:10 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awws thats really cute ahahaahha
2007-02-18 04:05:52 · answer #7 · answered by LizAsAweS)mE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA..!!! I Liked it! the simple ones are so funny! Tell another!
2007-02-18 04:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-02-18 04:02:34 · answer #9 · answered by cassieo13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so Corney, I even read it out loud to my family:))
LOL
2007-02-18 04:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg that's cute.
2007-02-18 04:28:35 · answer #11 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋