This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded" I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."
2007-02-18 03:22:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha made me laugh!
2007-02-19 00:49:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke but how about this one,
"an irishman is walking down a street and comes across a sandwich with 2 fuses sticking out of it, so he picks it up, runs to a phone box and calls the police. talking to the officer over the phone, the officer says 'is the sandwich ticking' the irishman says 'no its tuna'.
you have to say the joke in an irish accent
2007-02-19 07:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by stef 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-18 11:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Brenno 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny. My favorite blond joke is: How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scatch and sniff sticker at the bottom of your pool.
2007-02-18 11:25:18 · answer #4 · answered by cordero7245 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1,
lol
Tink x
2007-02-18 11:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just when u thought you have heard all the blonde joke another great one comes along you get a star lmao!!!
2007-02-18 11:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a blonde for ya
2007-02-18 11:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke lol
2007-02-18 11:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh.... heard it before as a Beckham joke but works just as well for blondes!
2007-02-18 11:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by Cold Bird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a joke?
2007-02-18 11:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by David H 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I preferred the other ones.
2007-02-18 11:25:40 · answer #11 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋