use your undies... and then throw them at someone taking a piss while you're running out of there
2007-02-18 03:23:29
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answered by Anonymous
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i find that its best to check the paper supply before i begin.
now i know huge fat people can fill the bowl many times because they eat so much and as such need more then one roll at a time but most normal humans can make do with a great deal less paper.
if i was to run out of paper i would do up my pants loosely and get some from another stall and then finish up there.
remember to wash your hands.
oh i don't suggest you give additional paper to fat people because they really do need to learn the proper amounts to eat and so this paper problem they have is really just a great lesson god has planned for them .
2007-02-19 15:15:03
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answered by Anonymous
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First, I would make a mental note to always check TP supply before sitting. Ask others for paper or if alone, get some paper towels and grit you teeth. Newspaper is always popular as well as Sears catalogue (favorite in outhouses long ago)
2007-02-18 11:28:51
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answered by The Rabbi 5
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So does that mean you being a guy had to sit down and use the PUBLIC restroom and you did not wipe the seat off before you sat down. ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT WIPING
2007-02-18 13:29:00
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answered by sodgirl6763 4
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I would check for paper before i go. you can never trust public restrooms.
2007-02-18 11:36:15
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answered by eightieschick70 5
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Clean your butt with your middle finger. If there is no water, too then suck your middle finger. That my dear friend will make you immaculately clean
2007-02-22 00:12:22
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answered by flyingcarabao 2
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Use a seat cover
2007-02-18 11:27:08
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answered by remz86 2
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Hope I have some extra Kleenex.
2007-02-18 11:26:05
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answered by cottagstan 5
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get some from the other side,but i would check before i go
2007-02-18 11:37:56
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answered by woodsonhannon53 6
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If there is more than one stall and there is someone else in there I would say." Hey pass me some paper please."
2007-02-19 12:36:13
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answered by breezy 3
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