"Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So .. what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the people to live together and get on with each other, so that everyone will be at peace; those in America, the Middle East and the rest of the world. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years ... I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said , "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my famil
2007-02-18 03:04:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
genie says give me that blooming map then.
2007-02-18 03:11:20 · update #1
funny now you added the punchline!
2007-02-19 00:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, not all wishes can be granted easily, isn't it? the second wish is far more harder than the first, so the Genie who's in the bottle for five hundred long yrs. will have to try his best to fulfill the 1st......hihihihihiiiii =o =)
2007-02-18 04:16:14 · answer #2 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the genie says "OK, love, let's have another look at that map"
2007-02-18 03:08:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10.
2007-02-18 03:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA thats funny cuz he says he cant fix the war and then she says she wants the man but he cant find a good man and then he says give the map back
ahahahahahahaha
ok srry but that was pretty good.............
2007-02-18 03:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... u left out the punchline where the genie says "let me see that map again"
neways... i liked this joke... thanx...
2007-02-18 03:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the genie should've granted you more space to finish the joke!!!
2007-02-18 03:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the rest goes like this:
ly, and I want that kind of man."
The genie replies, "Give me that f***ing map!"
its really funny, though!
2007-02-18 03:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
genie says, peace in the middle east it is then !
2007-02-18 03:08:18 · answer #9 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol nice 1! it really is hard to find the perfect man for a girl!
2007-02-18 04:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...awesome!
2016-03-29 01:16:24 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋