A very sexy & attractive female employee said her boss:
Sir, will u remove something from my breast?
Boss wow, what`s that?
Employee: Your eyes sir.......
This is crime story. Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station???
Police: Yes, what is the matter??
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke...
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!
2007-02-18 02:52:33 · 30 answers · asked by Leo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whats the difference between snow men and snow women???
snow ballls!!!
lame but it makes me laugh! lol
2007-02-18 02:58:41 · answer #1 · answered by Rob H 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
1. Funny! 10/10
2. Funny! 10/10
3. Funny! 10/10
2007-02-24 11:02:52 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10 .. lol
hers one for you
Seen in my local paper's "for sale" section.
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of encyclopaedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
£1000 pounds or best offer.
Genuine reason for sale:.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows F**king everything
2007-02-25 13:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaa funny 10/10
2007-02-23 09:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by bad boy for life! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first 2 are funny. the second one is like that baseball one, with someones on second or something.
2007-02-24 10:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by LADIDAH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exams are like girlfriends...... continued
5. They are sometimes cancelled.
6. You need prior preparation time to be able to handle them
2007-02-19 00:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i give jokes #2 and #3 an A++ great, did u make it up?
2007-02-23 18:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny- lolol
2007-02-24 11:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaa, ive never heard of them before. DId you make them up yourself? if you did your very clever then hahaha made a good laugh, especially the first one :)
2007-02-18 03:18:36 · answer #9 · answered by LizAsAweS)mE 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
loooooooooooooooooooool
exams r like gfs looooooooool so funny
2007-02-22 14:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by Amadeus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got me on the first one. Great.
2007-02-21 00:29:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋