I was at the mall the other day, eating at the food court. I
noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The
teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find
the old man staring every time. When the teenager had had enough,
he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done
anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-02-18 01:31:53 · 13 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm an old man and I have to tell you that you just made my day.
2007-02-18 01:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK 7/10
2007-02-18 06:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good 1!!!
2007-02-18 02:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes , i love my grandparents , funny and a golden star for u !!!!
2007-02-18 01:36:58 · answer #4 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one
2007-02-18 02:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :)
2007-02-18 01:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i do..i love my grandad..lol..thx for the joke...8/4..:-)
2007-02-18 01:35:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah gud one!!!
i kno u gotta luv them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-18 01:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA real funny!!! =]
2007-02-18 03:16:38 · answer #9 · answered by BAY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao! ur good =) *cheese* again lol
2007-02-18 01:51:06 · answer #10 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋