Dilemma : You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get you drunk *** off the merry-go-round!!
2007-02-18 01:23:46 · 17 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
xxx
2007-02-18 08:48:25 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't life a merry-go-round sometimes!!
how about this one:-
A young couple was out joyriding one evening. While driving down the highway the guy said to the girl:
“If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?”
She agreed and he began to speed up. When the speedometer hit 100 she started to strip. When she got all her clothes off, he was so busy staring at her that he drove off the road and flipped the car. The girl was thrown clear without a scratch, but her clothes and her boyfriend were trapped in the car.
“Go get help,” – he pleaded.
“I can't, I'm naked,” she said.
He pointed to his shoe that was thrown clear and said:
“Cover your ***** with that and go get help.”
She took the shoe, covered herself, and ran to the gas station down the road. When she arrived she was frantic and yelled to the attendant:
“HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!”
The attendant looked down at the shoe covering her crotch and replied:
“I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in.”
2007-02-19 11:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-19 12:06:46 · answer #3 · answered by F34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up from this crazy dream.
2007-02-18 09:28:00 · answer #4 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would've dove into onlookers and use them as a cushion.
2007-02-18 09:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats so funny
2007-02-18 10:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by jamesinthepeach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1!
2007-02-18 09:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jaz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny babes
2007-02-18 10:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by theo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA real funny.
2007-02-18 11:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by BAY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-18 10:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Scarface 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋