The Internet is a tool of Satan!!!
2007-02-18 01:20:45 · 27 answers · asked by Jimmy Page 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
because there's nowhere for me to plug in my coffee pot there...
Good Morning!
2007-02-18 02:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by AVATARD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too early - church here doesn't start for another three hours. As for a tool of Satan, the Internet is neither good nor bad - it is like any tool and can be used for either purpose.
2007-02-18 09:27:18 · answer #2 · answered by padwinlearner 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a) Not Christian
b) Christian, but not observant
c) Christian who worships on Saturday (Seventh-Day Adventist, Catholic who prefers Saturday Night Mass, a number of "emergent" and house church groups)
d) Churches have different schedules: 8:15am, 9:00am, 10:30am, etc. Maybe their service is already over or hasn't started yet
e) Church meets in the afternoon (many Korean congregatations are like that)
f) Have to work and will go to an evening service instead
g) Extenuating circumstance (eg. sick)
h) The world does have 24 time zones and the internet spans them all ... maybe it's not even Sunday where some of your readers are.
That should cover about everything.
2007-02-18 09:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Elise K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me get this right, the internet is a tool of satan, but here you are posting things on it. and you dont have to go to church to find the devine. that is like saying that we lock god up in a building and only open the doors one day a week.
2007-02-18 09:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jimmy C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not in church because mom has to work so stuck here till 5:00pm....but u are kinda contradicting yourself, because, u are also supposed to be in church and u are judging me plus you yourself right now are using it....so anyways, i believe that the Internet can be used for both good and bad. But it's all up too the person.
2007-02-18 09:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by waffle_master89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I believe in the I AM GOD of the Bible, therefore I read the bible, I do not need to go to any chuch that teaches that its okay to sin, just give em a bit of money, it'll be allright. The only thing that is hard is thta there are few people that I can congregate with. 'where 3 or more are, I AM there also'
2007-02-18 09:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by Tamra P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We go to church every Sunday.
However last night my son was vomiting and well how do you put it had to go to the bathroom at the same time. He had a stomach bug and I didn't want to have him infect the whole church, so long story short we stayed home.
God bless
2007-02-18 09:40:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, because it's only 6:23am here in California and the service doesn't start until 8:30?
As to the Internet being a "tool of Satan", the Devil doesn't own anything, God owns everything. It's up to us to choose whom we are going to serve and like Joshua told the Israelites "me and my house will serve the Lord!", amen.
2007-02-18 09:25:02 · answer #8 · answered by Martin S 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
every scientific or technology development is the tool of Satan, according to your ideas.
very well, avoid all progress, stay in church, bury your head in the sand.
2007-02-18 09:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a pagan. I don't go to church.
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Hey, Satan? Is that you? I just figured it might be...you ARE, after all, on the evil internet ;)
2007-02-18 09:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by Avie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is 6:22 am and church has not started yet.
The strength of the Internet is that anyone can publish on it. The weakness of the Internet is that ANYONE can publish on it.
2007-02-18 09:23:49 · answer #11 · answered by chico2149 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋