One evening in October,
When I was far from sober,
And lugging home a load with manly pride;
My feet began to stutter,
So I laid down in the gutter;
And a Pig came up and parked right by my side!
So I warbled "'Tis fair weather,
When two fellows get together?"
But a Lady passing by was heard to say:
"You can tell a man who boozes,
By the company he chooses!"
Then the Pig got up and slowly walked away!
2007-02-18
01:12:53
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